Hi. I'm Lizzy. I promise I'm a nice person. Okay bye xoxo

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

❝ I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.❞

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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iphonevevo:

gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast image

reallylameblog:

i love the mobile tumblr app so much sometimes i don’t even care what the original post said this is all I need to see

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

nedbert:

nedbert:

drag it

im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

unattarctive:

abductinqs:

nash-grier:

Throwback to LA with Cam

you didn’t have to censor your dick we wouldn’t be able to find it anyway

i think they censored the wrong dick