Hi. I'm Lizzy. I promise I'm a nice person. Okay bye xoxo

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

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This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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